News reaching us here at Fake9janews seemingly points to the fact that as from the 2013/2014 Academic Year, Babcock University are set to test all their Female students to ascertain their Virginity.
The news has come as a rude shock to both the University’s Female Student population, Parents and Boyfriends alike. However, our investigations show the most shocked are the females who lost their virginities when the Blackberry Bold 5 and iPhone 5 came out .
Our Undercover reporter (who recently recovered after slipping on a Banana peel and breaking 8 bones) got some insight into the process, and also laid his hands on a questionnaire the girls will be made to fill out during the Test. Fake9janews are the only news outlet with excliusive access to this top secret questions.
The Questions are to be answered under oath, and are as follows:
1. What is your lucky number ?
2. If a guy says “SHUT UP” how do u respond?
3. How many cans of beer can you finish without getting tipsy?
4. Do u listen to Terry G?
5. Do you have an iPhone or BB Porsche?
6. If the answer to 5 is YES, state who bought them for you?
7. Do you use your teeth to open Bottles of Beer?
8. Are you on Twitter or Facebook?
9. If yo are on Twitter, Do you have above 1000 followers ?
10. Do you have above 100,000 tweets?
11. Do you carry extra pants in your
12. How often do u shave?
More on this as Our Undercover Investigator digs up more Dirt. We also need your prayers, so our Undercover Reporterr doesn’t get his cover blown.
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